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Okay so, I had this weird dream.  Bago kasi ako matulog, nabasa ko na tuloy na ang fight ni Manny Pacquiao at Floyd Mayweather.  Then yung dream ko, nanood daw ako ng fight nila live, as in dun sa mismong venue.  Narinig daw ako ni Manny Pacquiao mag-english, tapos he called me and asked me kung pwede ko daw bang i-translate kay Floyd Mayweather yung mga gusto nyang sabihin.  I said yes.  Hahahaha.  After daw nun gusto na akong i-hire ni Manny para maging translator nya.  Hahahaha.  Weirdddddd.  I’m not even a Manny Pacquiao fan.  Not that i’m not proud of him, I just don’t like boxing.. hehehe.

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Palamig (cooloers)
Siyempre kelangan ng panulak. Iba iba yung pwedeng pag pilian kaso yung iba wala dito sa picture. Ang favorite ko buko juice or yung buko pandan, kasi favorite ko color green. lol
ano paborito mong panulak?

LAHAT MALIBAN DUN SA YELLOW! :)

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Palamig (cooloers)

Siyempre kelangan ng panulak. Iba iba yung pwedeng pag pilian kaso yung iba wala dito sa picture. Ang favorite ko buko juice or yung buko pandan, kasi favorite ko color green. lol

ano paborito mong panulak?

LAHAT MALIBAN DUN SA YELLOW! :)
Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President

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By David Letterman, as forwarded via e-mail

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW (Big Mean Wife), and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork.

5. Secret Service staff won’t respond to “Psst… psst”.

4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase a karaoke machine for every room in the White House.

2. State dinners do not allow “Take Home.”

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!

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It’s a Jologs Translator.

ANg cool Nmn NitO P0wh. veRy cLSX.

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“kung sila na araw araw hindi nakakakain ng ice cream,walang kompyuter at meron lang bente sa bulsa ay kayang ngumiti…SINO KA PARA SUMIMANGOT?” 
this thought keeps me smiling every time i feel alone and sad.

This is freakin genius. :> I LIKE :D

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kayakongmagbasa:

iloveyoubigtime:

iamepic:

flyingpaperboat:

“kung sila na araw araw hindi nakakakain ng ice cream,walang kompyuter at meron lang bente sa bulsa ay kayang ngumiti…SINO KA PARA SUMIMANGOT?”

this thought keeps me smiling every time i feel alone and sad.

This is freakin genius. :> I LIKE :D

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"Well behaved women rarely make history."
— Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via littlemissfun)
Birthday..

Woohoo!  Happy birthday to me!  Haha.  First of all, I want to thank the Lord for all the blessings that he has given me over the past years.  I want to do something special ngayong birthday ko, ewan ko pa kung ano.  Gusto ko nga sana ear piercing eh, pero hindi ko naman alam yung lugar kung saan kaya baka next time na lang.  Grabe, umabot na ako ng ganitong age, hehehe.  Gusto ko na gumawa ng mga bagay bagay para saakin.  Hindi para iplease lang ang mga kasama ko sa araw araw.  Hehe.  Masaya rin sigurong maging independent.  Gusto ko na talaga mag-mature hehe.  Basta, ipagppray ko pa ang lahat ng yan.

Sa ngayon, gusto ko i-enjoy ang araw na ito!  =)

Some people might try to ruin this day for me, but I won’t let them.  Well, I hope they won’t.  Pagbigyan mo na ako, please lang.  Okay lang kahit hindi kita makita buong araw basta gusto ko lang maging peaceful ang araw kong ito.  Ibalato mo na sakin, hahaha.  Ipagppray rin kita.

Salamat sa lahat ng bumati =)

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My Birthday/Christmas Wishlist. LOL.

Since my birthday and the Christmas are both coming up, I’ve decided to make a wishlist, haha.

* Blackberry Bold or Curve
* China Glaze For Audrey
* homemade Salami and Prosciutto (NOT SHOP BOUGHT!!!)
* Converse Chuck Taylor - PURPLE!
* Urban Decay Primer Potion
* Smashbox, Benefit, Make Up For Ever, Shu Uemura, Urban Decay products!!!
* the best volumizing mascara!
* Wet n Wild cream eyeliner in black.
* meet Hanson
* meet the David Crowder Band
* Sephora gift card
* new laptop (netbook)
* Too Faced Shadow Insurance
* nail polish!!
* a Swatch watch
* a Flik Flak watch
* Coach wristlet
* Aeropostale gift card
* a treat to any Chinese buffet place
* UGG boots (because i’m not allowed to BUY them grrr)
* hoodies
* skinny jeans
* Hanson merchandise
* David Crowder Band merchandise
* stuff from David and Goliath or Threadless
* plane ticket to da Philippines
* Filipino food

This is it for now.  Hehe.

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